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25 Random Laws
It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.
It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.
Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
There is not an appeals process for exemtion of property tax due to a disability or poverty.
Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
Cross-dressing is illegal.
No one may tease an idiot.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
No person may keep a skunk as a pet.
Two people may not kiss in front of a church.
It is illegal to urinate in the waters of any park.
Unremoved snow on one’s property is considered a public nuisance.
It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
“No Smoking�? signs shall be placed on all floats used during a parade.
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.
Young people wearing bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less than 12 inches apart.
As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
It is illegal to lie down on the sidewalk.
Not only do all exterior painting jobs require a permit (for color) but, for instance, the City went to Appeals Court over the exact type of division inside a window frame.
It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.
Liquor stores may not place advertisements for beer outside the store.