Trunk Monkey car security system
The commercials focus on the Trunk Monkey, a fictional dealer-installed option on cars. The optional feature consists of a live chimpanzee inside the trunk and a special button in the passenger compartment. The button is pressed in situations not found in the user’s manual such as handling irate drivers in traffic, dealing with unruly children throwing eggs at the car, negotiating with highway patrol officers after being pulled over, helping deliver a child when … Read entire article »
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Soap Drop
How Men and Women Shower How To Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. … Read entire article »
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My Life..
This Is Living This guy’s at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife’s been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he’s met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts. Guy: “Doc, don’t tell me my wife’s dead. I just can’t take it. … Read entire article »
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Drinking
Drinking Originally uploaded by Charlie is here 24 Pure Witticisms 1. I started out with nothing…I still have most of it. 2. Some days you’re the dog, some days the hydrant. 3. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded. 5. If all is not lost, where is it? 6. It is easier … Read entire article »
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Momma Always Said…
Woman With Cigar Originally uploaded by evilpeacock Momma Always Said… * My Mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE – “If you are going to kill each other, do it outside because I just finished cleaning.” * My Mother taught me RELIGION – “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” * My Mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL – “If you don’t straighten … Read entire article »
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